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I could say what’s been said by a million vegans/ vegetarians, a million times over: “Cows are just as cute and smart as dogs, don’t eat them. Meat is murder!” But I won’t. I think it’s due time to up the ante and say, if you love f@#%ing meat so god d@$n much, why don’t you man up and eat your f@#%ing dog. That’s right. Eat your dog. What’s so great about dogs anyways. They tear up your stuff, secretly urinate all over the house, dry hump your guest’s legs. When was the last time a cow took a s#^t in your room? Why should they be punished? So, roast your Rat Terriers, deep fry your Dalmatians and barbecue your Beagles! They’ve had it coming. Either that or become a vegan. Seriously. There is no point in saying how cute cows are, because no one is going to start playing fetch with Bessy in the living room, but you should realize your warped view of animals. If you hung a dog upside down and cut it’s neck on either side to bleed it out, you’b be surprised as to how similar that would look to the way your hamburgers and steaks are made. Go Vegan (or start eating dogs).
Should Progressives Eat Animals? (No)

Think you are liberal? Think you are open-minded? If you really believe in doing the right thing for the environment and respecting others, then read this and become a vegan or vegetarian afterwards. I have nothing else to say.
Posted on Saturday, 1 January
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This post is about the funny, linguistic wall in between Spanish and English in regards to a conversation I had about food and sex. Yall ready? Bueno. So last night I spent my New Year’s Eve at my buddy Daniel’s uncle’s house. The whole family was there, and a few friends as well. After we ate our grapes for the new year and the clock struck 12, a Spanish dish with a plethora of seafood called paella was served and everyone eagerly chowed down on it, everyone besides myself that is. I had a special vegetarian plate of pasta, bread, and salad prepared for me. The chick who was sitting next to me, who is the friend of the cousin of my friend… I think, asked me why I wasn’t eating the paella. I told her it was because I don’t eat meat. Jokingly, she then said to me, “So you can’t have a girlfriend then.” At first I was confused, as I’m sure you are now, but then her joke hit me. I remembered a slang phrase about sex my friend Javier told me. For example: Yo me comí a esa chica = “I had sex with that girl”, or Yo me la quiero comer = “I want to have sex with her”. So after I realized what that sly, little minx was talking about, I simply replied, ” Yes I can have a girlfriend because I still eat live meat.”
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